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THE SWEAT

he does not tilt. he does not blink. he does not sell the cap.

Net worth 0 recalculating. always recalculating.

Sweat produced 0 litres. this session.

Hours on the rift 0 he does not count. we count.

League points 0 the ladder ran out. he kept climbing.

THE BOTTLE CAP

He owns one (1) bottle cap. It is not for sale. Offers have been made. Offers have been declined. The cap remains.

Current valuation: ∞

The cap has been bowed to 114 times.

"I asked him about the cap. He just looked at me."

"He bought the whole building so nobody could unplug the router."

"The cap is from a bottle. That is all we know."